This Onion article is a devilishly funny, tongue-firmly-in-cheek, emphatic diss of Pitchfork and their take on music criticism.

I think it is a hilarious, back-to-basics reorientation that shines a light on what happens when folks start taking themselves and their lofty musical opinions a bit too seriously. Classic Onion.

Pitchfork Gives Music 6.8